Most Recent Stuff

Partners in Petty Parkinson's Plagiarism	A quick and disdainful overview of a geologist and software engineer who have teamed up to produce five heavily plagiarised articles on Parkinson's disease.	05 Jun 2025
The Most Dilbert of Futures	A prehumous eulogy for Scott Adams, a prolific bigot, eugenicist, and very bad thinker.	02 Jun 2025

What I'm Working on Now

Last Updated: 08/June/2025

Lots of stuff on the table right now! In rough order of the time I'm currently spending on them (although this doesn't necessarily indicate what will be finished first):

• An novel-length exploration of the five live-action Transformers movies directed by Michael Bay (currently 45k words, likely to reach 80k);
• A quick look at a paper about ethics around AI in academia (3k words, second round of edits done);
• You Don't Want Humanoid Robots (4k words, tops. currently on first draft);
• The Aliens movies are about wetness (currently at 5k, likely to reach 25k words);
• Some musings on the purpose of morally aligned art, and a look over some projects that proved less interesting or achievable than assumed (2k words, first draft done);
• A romp through the scariest aspect of existential horror: facing great power that understands but does not care about you (10k words, early draft);
• Something about love and fear and curtain rods (4.5k currently, likely to reach 15k words).